Car guy logic

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake) 01/23/2014 at 11:41 • Filed to: None

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Pretty accurate. I also had this thought related to the garage. I bought a pushbroom and spent half an hour sweeping out my garage. Last time I swept my kitchen? Pshhht I don't even know...

CalzoneGolem > Jayhawk Jake 01/23/2014 at 11:43

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I swept my kitchen last night. I'll probably do it again tomorrow. I'd do it tonight but I won't be home until later.

cazzyodo > Jayhawk Jake 01/23/2014 at 11:49

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That's pretty funny cuz I spent about a half hour going through all the soaps and waxes last summer trying to find a good overall value. Then I was walking by the shampoo and just grabbed what said "men" and was on sale.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jayhawk Jake 01/23/2014 at 11:53

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I go for this:

Because I'm lazy and I like to multitask, also makes my pubes nice and soft.

Klaus Schmoll > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/23/2014 at 11:59

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TMI!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Klaus Schmoll 01/23/2014 at 12:00

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Just an honest, non-paid testimony.

spanfucker retire bitch > Jayhawk Jake 01/23/2014 at 12:03

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Last time I swept my kitchen? Pshhht I don't even know...

I have a robo-vacuum that does it for me. And the whole apartment, for that matter. Really quite convenient.

Jayhawk Jake > cazzyodo 01/23/2014 at 12:05

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I will usually smell soaps for myself, to make sure I don't hate it. Beyond that I don't care.

Car soaps and wax? Half hour minimum. Typically includes googling soaps to see if there are opinions on the internet

Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/23/2014 at 12:05

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I have too much hair on my head to use a bottle like that. It would be gone in a week.

I just buy the biggest head and shoulders bottle I can find once every few months.

Jayhawk Jake > spanfucker retire bitch 01/23/2014 at 12:06

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I'd like to get a roomba eventually. If they could go down stairs, I'd buy it yesterday

Jayhawk Jake > CalzoneGolem 01/23/2014 at 12:06

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Please turn in your man card

CalzoneGolem > Jayhawk Jake 01/23/2014 at 12:08

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Because I keep my house so fresh and so clean? I'll ask my wife if she knows where it is.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/23/2014 at 12:11

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Thanks, could have gone my whole life with out knowing that...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/23/2014 at 12:11

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Thanks, could have gone my whole life with out knowing that...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/23/2014 at 12:11

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Thanks, could have gone my whole life with out knowing that...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/23/2014 at 12:12

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K.R.E.A.M.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/23/2014 at 12:12

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K.R.E.A.M.

RacecaR > Jayhawk Jake 01/23/2014 at 12:24

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Guys actually do use body wash? I thought that was just a marketing ploy? Do you use a luffa as well? These two work for me just fine thank you very much (plus head and shoulders for my beard when I have it growing)...

jariten1781 > Jayhawk Jake 01/23/2014 at 12:28

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I don't even bother with shower soap...I just use excess shampoo...seems to work well enough.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > RacecaR 01/23/2014 at 12:30

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Irish Spring is the stuff!

Bad Idea Hat > Jayhawk Jake 01/23/2014 at 12:58

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This stuff is great and cheap and cheap.

Frank Grimes > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/23/2014 at 13:25

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It does everything terrible.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Frank Grimes 01/23/2014 at 13:26

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But it does everything.

Frank Grimes > Jayhawk Jake 01/23/2014 at 13:29

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I think I am the opposite. I want my body to be pristine I want vitamins oils rare endangerd animals extracts and orchid blossoms cuz I need crazy fresh skin .

A car soap just takes off dirt.

Jayhawk Jake > Frank Grimes 01/23/2014 at 13:49

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Yeah...as long as I don't smell and my hair is clean, I'm good.

My car? She needs to shine . A good wash involves washing with special attention to the wheels, claybar, and two layers of wax. Check all the nooks and crannies for dirt, vacuum the interior, wipe off fingerprints, clean the windows.

Me? Shampoo, body wash, rinse, towel. Done.

Jayhawk Jake > jariten1781 01/23/2014 at 13:51

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Have you ever looked at the ingredients? It's all the same stuff

Jayhawk Jake > RacecaR 01/23/2014 at 13:52

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I use one of those poof ball thingies. I've always preferred it for some reason. Head and Shoulders has always been my shampoo.

Frank Grimes > Jayhawk Jake 01/24/2014 at 00:09

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Actually yes I agree. I just get swept up in buying good smelling shower crap that will somehow make my life better.

Wacko > Jayhawk Jake 01/24/2014 at 14:36

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They can go down stairs no problem, but don't know if they will still be in one piece

Saf1 > Klaus Schmoll 01/24/2014 at 15:42

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Never!

Saf1 > RacecaR 01/24/2014 at 15:44

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I prefer liquid handwash to soap (especially for after a shit) and, realising they're easier to use, got into showergels too. WAS A COUPLE YEARS AGO NEVER LOOKED BACK BRO